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Sleep Safe Tape by Sherwood Forlee

Sleep Safe Tape is a roll of standard transparent 1/2” wide tape that has pictures of an eye printed along the length of the tape. Many situations exist where it is taboo to sleep despite the natural inclination of humans to rest their tired eyes. Examples include meetings, lectures, and conversations. With Sleep Safe Tape, users can get the shuteye they need while appearing to be wide-awake. Of course, Sleep Safe Tape is a novelty product and might not be used as advertised except by those audacious enough. Those less bold may choose to use it as a regular roll of tape.


LOL. Brilliant!

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『(解雇したドラマー、ボー・ワーナーについて)彼はドラマーとしては最高だったが、とんでもない馬鹿だった。生まれてこのかた、あれ以上頭の悪い奴には会った事がないっていうくらい酷くて、この俺でさえ手に負えなかったんだ。そんじょそこいらの馬鹿とは訳が違うぜ!あれは世界でも1・2を争うほど凄まじい馬鹿だ。脳みそがあるとはとても思えなかったね。』
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